Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
New Things For a New Day
Being apposed to fast food (when sober), I haven't eaten a McDonald's breakfast in about a decade. But this morning i found myself famished and near a house of golden arches. So i took a chance and ordered an Egg McMuffin. What the hell, right? I like eggs and i love English muffins. And I'm absolutely obsessed with corporate colloquialisms.
I have to admit, i was impressed with the variable cornucopia of contrasting tastes.
The Muffin itself tasted strongly of corn meal and cigarette smoke. I'm guessing the egg was poached. Though its shape and texture reminded me of one of those gelatinous urinal cakes you see every once in a while. When ordering, I didn't even consider there being a meat involved, and rightfully so. I believe Bologna was the protein of choice. And it definitely held up the standard of the sandwich by adding a distinct sweetness. Similar to TUMS. This, of course was all topped off with a "Burger Band-Aid" AKA cheese. Its seems the fast food industry carries the same concern for their food's integrity as my mother did for my well being. The bigger the boo-boo; the bigger the band-aid you need. And if you're left with a gaping wound worthy of at least 5 stitches, 2 Band-aids should work just fine.
In all, the sandwich was edible. But then, technically anything you can fit in your stomach is "edible" just not digestible. Of the latter, the verdict is still not in on this McDelicacy.
Friday, April 3, 2009
Talk to Strangers
this is a fun site where you literally talk to a random stranger.
http://omegle.com/
(this is the first conversation i had)
You: howdy
Stranger: SUP
You: not much
Stranger: Are you black?
You: how you doing?
You: nope
Stranger: Good
You: im an octaroon
Stranger: the fuck is an octaroon
You: 1/16 black
Stranger: fucking 1/16 nigger
I love the internet!
http://omegle.com/
(this is the first conversation i had)
You: howdy
Stranger: SUP
You: not much
Stranger: Are you black?
You: how you doing?
You: nope
Stranger: Good
You: im an octaroon
Stranger: the fuck is an octaroon
You: 1/16 black
Stranger: fucking 1/16 nigger
I love the internet!
My Movie Pitch
Former Glory
Gary Busey and Nick Nolte star as retired police partners/ former detectives.
Together, they were the best detectives San Fransisco ever saw. Showered with medals, publicity, and commendations, they protected the city with all their hearts. But, as with everything else, the city and times change. Their cowboy ways were eventually replaced by the younger more disciplined officers. And the "San Fran Avengers" watched their promotions slip through their fingers.
Gary Busey was the ever slick, detective with iron moral fortitude. Now he's the host of a once highly acclaimed Cops-type reality show. But the show has landed in hot water, now that evidence may prove the show has staged it's events.
Nick Nolte, formerly a renegade, devil-may-care beat cop(with military history), has sunken into a drunken depression. He is tormented by his past, filled with war and bravery. After his wife leaves him, he loses all hope. Thankfully he tries to find it at the bottom of a bottle, rather than the barrel of a gun.
Now a once notorious serial killer reemerges. This time he's united all San Fransisco's baddest in a quest to take the city by storm and leave dead cops in their wake. GB decides that solving the case they never could, may return him to his former glory. He and NN (inspired by the idea that he may get the chance to die honorably in a gun fight) set off to catch the cop-teasing menace to society. Badge-less, they fight to return order to the lawless city they love.
They find, that the criminal underworld isn't what it used to be. And, neither are they. But honor knows no age and crime will always fear justice.
Hi jinx ensue.
(I see this as Lethal Weapon meets Training Day)
I'm thinking Shane Black to write/direct
John Malkovich as the Zodiac Killer inspired Bad-guy.
Melanie Griffith as Nick Nolte's ex-wife
Jake Busey as Gary's disapproving police officer son/inside man
so, what do you think?
Gary Busey and Nick Nolte star as retired police partners/ former detectives.
Together, they were the best detectives San Fransisco ever saw. Showered with medals, publicity, and commendations, they protected the city with all their hearts. But, as with everything else, the city and times change. Their cowboy ways were eventually replaced by the younger more disciplined officers. And the "San Fran Avengers" watched their promotions slip through their fingers.
Gary Busey was the ever slick, detective with iron moral fortitude. Now he's the host of a once highly acclaimed Cops-type reality show. But the show has landed in hot water, now that evidence may prove the show has staged it's events.
Nick Nolte, formerly a renegade, devil-may-care beat cop(with military history), has sunken into a drunken depression. He is tormented by his past, filled with war and bravery. After his wife leaves him, he loses all hope. Thankfully he tries to find it at the bottom of a bottle, rather than the barrel of a gun.
Now a once notorious serial killer reemerges. This time he's united all San Fransisco's baddest in a quest to take the city by storm and leave dead cops in their wake. GB decides that solving the case they never could, may return him to his former glory. He and NN (inspired by the idea that he may get the chance to die honorably in a gun fight) set off to catch the cop-teasing menace to society. Badge-less, they fight to return order to the lawless city they love.
They find, that the criminal underworld isn't what it used to be. And, neither are they. But honor knows no age and crime will always fear justice.
Hi jinx ensue.
(I see this as Lethal Weapon meets Training Day)
I'm thinking Shane Black to write/direct
John Malkovich as the Zodiac Killer inspired Bad-guy.
Melanie Griffith as Nick Nolte's ex-wife
Jake Busey as Gary's disapproving police officer son/inside man
so, what do you think?
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